Please note that this series is written in fun. If you don’t like hints of sarcasm and hyperbole don’t read this series. If you find the title offensive, don’t read this series. However, if you understand that this is a great time to be a writer of fiction and feel like a lone happy person in a tsunami of fear, read on. I’ve been told I’ll never be a top blogger because I’m not angry enough. I don’t call writers idiots, or stupid. I don’t say agents are a**holes or editors are morons. Nope, and I’m not going to.  I’m too happy. I don’t have time to deal with other…

Please note that this series is written in fun. If you don’t like hints of sarcasm and hyperbole don’t read this series. If you find the title offensive, don’t read this series. However, if you understand that this is a great time to be a writer of fiction and feel like a lone happy person in a tsunami of fear, read on. Two words I despise, especially in publishing, are ‘Everybody’ and ‘Nobody’. Everybody is on Facebook. Everybody has an iPhone (ipod, iPad etc…) Everybody drives a car. Nobody knows about eating a banana wrapped in rice. Nobody knows what a dumpling is. Nobody listens to (watches, reads, enjoys) that…